Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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