His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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