it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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