dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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