did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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