I should be sponsored by Trojan
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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