He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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