All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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