I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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