when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she told me i tasted like america
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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