ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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