ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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