If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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