Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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