Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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