I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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