My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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