But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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