just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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