I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
