All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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