I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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