Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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