I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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