if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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