you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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