I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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