We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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