Jerry, you need to find god
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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