No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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