Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.