dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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