I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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