its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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