People in love make me want to vomit
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
