i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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