If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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