"it" just moved
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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