Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's blow job season.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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