Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
