I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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