Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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