We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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