took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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