I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Green mimosas i think yes
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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