His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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