what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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