Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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