Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Two words: nipple clamps
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