i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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