their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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