dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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