A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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