This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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