so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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