glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
