i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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