My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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